If you're an avid fan of getting your news, whether it be sports-related or otherwise, via Twitter, you've undoubtedly come across the numerous fake accounts that spew rumors at the speed of, well, sight.
These cretons, who apparently have nothing better to do with their time, continuously announce fake news citing unnamed sources that don't exist, providing rabid Twitter users with all the ammunition they need to recreate the Vancouver riots in the virtual realm.
The fact is, anyone can throw a bunch of paint at a canvas and call it art. In fact, long-time Rangers fan and writer Greg Caggiano decided to have some fun with the all stupid people out there. Not-so-shockingly, as it turns out, there are a lot of them.
Late last night, Caggiano tweeted, like many others had before him, that not only was a deal that would bring Rick Nash to New York imminent, but that it was completed:
You could imagine the reaction of hundreds, maybe even thousands of Rangers fans, couldn't you?
"Oh my God! This is breaking news! Quick, click the link! Who'd they trade for him? Somebody help me! I need an adult! I need an adult!"
Trouble is, the link in that article was not a news story explaining the details of a trade that would shake up the landscape of the Eastern Conference. Rather it was a link to Caggiano's personal blog, and an entry titled "A Great Social Experiment with NHL Trades on Twitter." There, Caggiano gives step-by-step instructions on how he shook the masses into a frenzy with just a few short hashtags. Embedded between his sinister laughs and retweets of people both hating him and loving him for his actions, is a lesson for all of us:
"So, why did I do this? To give fans high blood pressure? To bask in the attention? No, just to prove a point that no one on Twitter can be trusted except for the people who actually work for real sports outlets, and if something is too good to be true, like a 21-year-old blogger with no aspirations of being a sports journalist and just writing as a hobby, breaking the biggest trade of the year before TSN, it’s probably not."
Perhaps the most diabolic part of his plan, was that just minutes before that tweet, with several others in his timeline hinting at a deal coming in mere moments, he dropped this little hint that he was totally full of crap, and just playing with everyone's emotions:
Yes, War of the Worlds. Great flick. Especially the Orson Welles RADIO broadcast. Classic. Had people talking for a loooooooong time.— Greg Caggiano (@GregCaggiano) July 10, 2012
Yeah, that one fell mostly on deaf ears at the time, but it was a good one nonetheless. Perhaps those worked up into such a haze put their blinders on to anything not Nash-related until there was a resolution that would quench their thirsts for fake information.
"People may hate me for this, but that is their prerogative, as at least I was comfortable enough to release this was an experiment. Then again, what if Nash actually did get traded the next day? I would be a genius, immediately vaulted to the top of the rumor totem pole. If I was wrong, I could immediately flip just like everyone else does and say that family matters came into the equation, or something in the deal changed at the last moment and the entire thing fell through, and that there are now five obvious teams still in the running for said player. Either way, I hope this is a wake up call to all those who fancifully waste their lives following these people on Twitter. Thanks for the laugh, everyone!"
Nicely done, Greg. You've shown us just how easy it is to become someone Eklund, Incarcerated Bob or HockeyInsiderr, and also why we should avoid them like they've got the Bubonic Plague. We'll continue to stick with the Darren Dregers and Bob McKenzies of the world.
lol frank wich one of ur ignorant friends am i arguing with? not that they are all ignorant.. just this guy.. i was wondering why im following this blog its cuz u obviously share it with a couple people
If I get one more notification about this F'n blog, I'm going sneak Garth Snow's motivational audio books into both your rooms while you sleep
good idea.. u dont want to argue a moot point.. dont base ur opinion on someones knowledge based on there appearance.. go blog about a tweet that was read by a total of 100 people
We can tell by the sideways hat in your default picture that you're clearly a man of higher learning, so we'll just concede on this one. You've had every original idea ever known to man, and there's just no way around it. We appreciate you blessing us with your presence. Quite an honor.
i get it.. its the offseason.. nothing better to blog about but dont praise this dum shit for an unoriginal tweet he made to prove a point we already know
great idea blogging about a fake blog.. people have been misleading the masses forever this is nothing new or original.. shit jesus told everyone he was the son of god 2000 yrs ago